I am Murometz.

Fear me and what I will accomplish.






I am also a poet and I did noet.


Riding along the road
wet whistling ahead
inumerable cicadas
we're better off dead

yeeeeeaaah, we're better off dead.

gas primer conked
my ulnar reacting
wet whistling ahead
or is that her farting?

yeeeeeeeaah, we're better off dead.














The Orcs are coming, hide the chocolate.




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